POSITION DESCRIPTION
Mascot
Mark the Cab Driver, the host of Chocolate Cab, the finest cab in Gainesville, Florida, is seeking a talented, gregarious and photogenic male chocolate Labrador retriever to assume the role of Bruno the Chocolate Cab Lab, the mascot of Chocolate Cab.
“Bruno” will perform in very occasional photo and video shoots in Gainesville, Florida and will make very occasional public appearances in Gainesville, Florida to promote ridership in Chocolate Cab. Likely appearances will be: during a gala premier of Chocolate Cab in downtown Gainesville, during University Of Florida homecoming parades, during fall back-to-school tabling sessions on the University Of Florida campus and during Gator Crawls in downtown and in Midtown Gainesville. Other appearances are possible.
Because of the low demands of this position, “Bruno” can essentially maintain his carefree life of leisure and his owner can maintain his or her lifestyle.
The likeness of “Bruno” will appear on the Internet site of Chocolate Cab at www.ChocolateCab.weebly.com, on printed promotional materials for Chocolate Cab and in print media advertising for Chocolate Cab.
For his work, “Bruno” will earn a modest amount of U. S. currency and dog treats in amounts that “Bruno” and his owner will negotiate with Mark the Cab Driver. Alternatively and if agreeable with “Bruno's” owner, Mark will take “Bruno” to dog parks to run with other dogs as full or partial compensation for his work. “Bruno” will receive digital files of the photo images of himself that the photographer will take during photo shoots that “Bruno” can add to his portfolio and use to print images of himself to give to friends and family members.
“Bruno” must:
- be
a male chocolate Labrador retriever from puppy age to middle age
- assume
the stage name of Bruno during video shoots and public appearances
- be
healthy-looking
- be
well groomed
- have
a good temperament
- be
house and vehicle trained
- not
chew vehicle upholstery
- enjoy
the attention and petting of strangers
- have
a cold, wet nose and a warm heart
- be
capable of gracefully handling fame and stardom
- sit
on silent command from his owner
- bark
on silent command from his owner
- snatch
the keys from the hand of an actor who would portray a drunk man who
would be about to drive a car
- heel
beside an actor
- tilt
his head on silent command from his owner
Chocolate Cab
the sweetest ride in Gainesville!
General Delivery
Gainesville, Florida 32602-9998
www.ChocolateCab.weebly.com
[email protected]
Mark the Cab Driver,
Host of Chocolate Cab
352-575-5823
Please post prints of this announcement where chocolate Labrador retrievers and their owners may see the prints. 2011/04/05